tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13522238.post956158570388073333..comments2024-03-14T11:50:14.761-04:00Comments on DarwinCatholic: Death of a FruitcakeDarwinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08572976822786862149noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13522238.post-29820339559636823752007-12-19T00:39:00.000-05:002007-12-19T00:39:00.000-05:00I love fruitcake. :( But my standards are tough....I love fruitcake. :( But my standards are tough. The only fruitcakes that come close to beating my grandmother's recipe are made by Cistercian monks:<BR/>http://monasteryfruitcake.org/<BR/><BR/>However, I was amused by the lyrics! ;)Literacy-chichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08925734773412633965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13522238.post-48247089528193429442007-12-17T15:41:00.000-05:002007-12-17T15:41:00.000-05:00Here are the lyrics. I didn't want to spoil the v...Here are the lyrics. I didn't want to spoil the viewing experience for anyone.<BR/><BR/>Listen up fruitcake, I got a question.<BR/>How many times have you changed possession?<BR/>A million sixty-three, I ain’t counting mine?<BR/>The only way I’ll cut you is with this dope rhyme.<BR/>The only way I’ll eat you is behind the mic.<BR/>I think you’re the inspiration for a hunger strike.<BR/><BR/>Cuz when it comes to the lyrics I got the crazy ill power<BR/>to obliterate ya, scratch that, DEVOUR!<BR/>Nobody want to eat you cuz you’re just too stale,<BR/>now do me a favour and get lost in the mail.<BR/><BR/>(sound of crickets chirping)<BR/><BR/>Well they call you a dessert, yes they use that term loosely.<BR/>A punch couldn’t dent ya, not even from Bruce Lee.<BR/>Talk to a spongecake for some inspiration<BR/>on how to be consumed without heavy mastication,<BR/>cuz you taste like dirt and you’re hard as slate.<BR/>You ain’t dessert, fruitcake, you’re a paperweight.<BR/><BR/>(sound of crickets chirping)<BR/><BR/>A knife and a fork? I’ll take a hammer and a chisel<BR/>to your taste like a brick,<BR/>for shizzle.<BR/><BR/>Cuz you’re old, you’re crusty,<BR/>you ain’t exactly tender.<BR/>The only option for a fruitcake<BR/>is return it to the sender!mrsdarwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03446744635277205867noreply@blogger.com