I have two announcements to make:
1) I spent yesterday in bed because I was sick enough that Darwin had to stay home with the girls;
2) I AM NOT PREGNANT.
Ya'll. Can a woman not get the 24-hour stomach bug without everyone wanting to telegraph congratulations? When I am pregnant, I will announce it by saying, "I am pregnant!" not by hinting coyly about how sick I've been. I hate hinters.
And I am better now and not in bed, so speculation may cease.
That is all.
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