Yes, they get better with age

This morning I saw a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal which featured a mammoth pair of diamond earrings over the caption:

YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HER SAY,
"THE OLDER MY FLOWERS GET,
THE MORE
I LOVE THEM."

I don't know if you'd call it love, but I have found that the older my rose bushes get, the better they look. Really, though, what I love the most as they grow older are my children. This Mothers' Day, give her the gift that really keeps on giving: a child!*

*However, since I've already got one of those on the way, I'd settle for a pair of mammoth diamond earrings.