Friday Frenzy

MrsDarwin is off on mothers' retreat for the night, and I have the kids and the novel to keep me busy. So here's some Squirrel Nut Zippers for your Friday Night:

Ships were made for sinking
whiskey made for drinking
if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

And in honor of our late nocturnal visitor of the other night:

I the Broadcaster avoid police
But the Bat was led into custody