Players: A mother and her teenage daughter
Teen: I need chocolate!
Teen: There's nothing else to eat for a snack.
Mom: Eat some jam toast.
Teen: What kind of jam is there?
Mom: Well, you can open the fridge and use your eyes.
Teen: I don't know how to do those things. Can I eat your chocolate?
Mom: You had a whole basket full of chocolate, and you ate it already.
Teen: But I had cramps. You didn't have cramps.
Mom: Child, I'm going to have a baby.
Teen: You're not having the baby now.
Someone is going to go without chocolate for a long time at this rate.
Reading Notes April 2017
1 hour ago