"D'you know, if you weren't an agnostic, I should ask you for five shillings to buy a black god-daughter."
"Nothing will surprise me about your religion."
"It's a new thing a missionary priest started last term. You send five bob to some nuns in Africa and they christen a baby and name her after you. I've got six black Cordelias already. Isn't it lovely?"
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