Because most philosophies that frown on reproduction don't survive.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Orphan Openings: Suburban Edition

It was with a certain irony that Samantha recalled complaining about suburbia, "You can't imagine a real drama taking place in this neighborhood, only genre fiction: mystery, romance or farce," as she stood over the corpse of her husband's lover, wondering where in this hideous McMansion she could hide a bloody knife.

3 comments:

Cliff said...

So, write the books, sell them, make lots of $$$. Mr. Darwin retires young and does the dishes...

DMinor said...

Or just sell the idea to the producers of Desperate Housewives!

cminor said...

Dang. Signed in as the DH again.