Darwin (leaning over my shoulder while I'm on Facebook): Why does the ad for ultrasound tech training have an image of an elephant in utero?
Me: Maybe potential ultrasound techs think elephants are more interesting than humans.
Darwin: I guess it wouldn't be hard to find anything on that ultrasound. You know what they say about the elephant in the womb.
Marjorie McIntyre, The River Witch
11 hours ago