Not writing good stuff yet, but I've started drinking, so that's a step in the right direction.
In the meantime, for your listening pleasure, I present: I Will Survive, interpreted a la The Andrews Sisters.
When I hear this sort of thing, I wonder what I've done with my life that my own sisters and I are not internet tight-harmony sensations.
The version of I Will Survive that I know best is not Gloria Gaynor's original, but Cake's cover from their Fashion Nugget album.
Although this video is censored, be aware that he chooses a different descriptor for his "stupid lock".
Writing now. Really.
Fortnightly Book, April 26
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