This is how it is today.
Me: Did you spank her?
The accused: No.
Me: Did you touch her?
The accused: No!
Me: Then why does she say you did?
The accused: I don't know. Maybe she's just sensitive.
I can usually keep a straight face through most things, but I had to leave the room at this point.
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