People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.
I know this has already been around the block a few times, but I still get a kick out of the Nietzsche Family Circus, a generator that matches up random Nietzsche quotations with random Family Circus cartoons. Keep hitting refresh to up the snerk factor.
The Family Circus has never made so much sense.
H/T to Patrick, who finds all the cool stuff.