Q: Where is all this going down?
Q: What is the first effect of Uptown?
A: Uptown gon' give it to ya.
Q: What, then, is the second effect of Uptown?
A: Uptown, funk you up.
Q: When is all this going down?
A: Saturday night.
Q: If you should be so foolish as to not believe me, what should you do?
A: Just watch.
Q: How is it that my kids, yea, even the four-year-old, know almost all the words to Uptown Funk and I'm only just hearing it?
A: Uptown, funk you up. Uptown, FUNK YOU UP!
Q: When did Bruno Mars become a thing? Because the last time I listened to the top 40 station, several kids ago, he was singing sappy romantic ballads.
A: Nice moves, though.
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