Out of respect for the solemnity and dignity of Easter, we refrained from posting these yesterday.
For those always interested in new horizons in medical research, we present Peep Research, the site for all experiments dealing with marshmallow chickens. (The brave of heart will want to witness the extraordinary miracle of the separation of Peeps quintuplets.) Read at your own risk; not safe for work if your boss tends to frown on the sounds of hysterical choking laughter emanating from your cubicle.
UPDATE (from Darwin): And of course, one must not forget the study on the effects of smoking upon peeps:
The lesson? While smoking may not have immediate bad health effects, smoking while swimming in a vat of pure alcohol does.
Xenophon's Cyropaedia (Books V-VIII)
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