Because most philosophies that frown on reproduction don't survive.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Obama Initiates a National Conversations

I'm not a great fan of the Obama oeuvre, but it would seem that every so often he comes out on the important issues.

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"These people haven't had funk for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their country musicians and their pickup trucks and their truck nutz. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have home boys."
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Okay, just one more:

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"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about drek. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old Star Trek New Gen. Ordinary Americans believe in Classic Star Trek, they want less
Star Trek Voyager, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in quality programming."
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Jennifer F. said...

Ordinary Americans believe in Classic Star Trek, they want less
Star Trek Voyager

That is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

it aint just hilarious, its true by golly!!! Yet, being a single issue voter, I find myself unable to support either major party this go around...

Lord have mercy on us.

Enbrethiliel said...


This is what I got:

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about laziness. We need to get past all the Dan Brown novels and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming people who love Dan Brown novels. We need Flannery O'Connor short stories, not more Dan Brown novels. Flannery O'Connor short stories are our honesty. And we need to have change in laziness."


I love mad-libs! I'm sure ESL Teachers in the States are having a marvelous time with this. =)