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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

After a Long Day At Work...

...you might just need a site which allows you to configure mad libs, and provides lots of helpful ones all ready for the tired mind to pour its detritus into.

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And since you asked (you did, didn't you?) here's one from our own fevered minds:

Mad:)Glibs - free online Mad Libs
Open Letter to Obama
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SOMETHING BAD
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8 comments:

mrsdarwin said...

Here's the effort from the young ladies here:

President-elect Barack Obama,

As American horsies, we would like to scribble you on your election as President of the United States.

We hope we will be able to squiggle with you, your administration, and our fellow horsies to move beyond the division which has often saluted our great nation since the sinking of the Titanic. As a result of this, many Americans have become silly, blaming others for mess. We face serious ring in the world today, and if we hope to overcome these crises, we should make a bad effort to come together and say, "yowsa!"

One of the old elements of your campaign has been the call to end such tearing up the whole house. You promised to bring people together in love. We want to encourage people to work together for the common hate. One of the critical issues which currently divides our nation is comics. Indeed, as you once said, "What's up, Doc?" Let us now all come together and say, "Where's the Beef!"

Karl said...

In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the chariots the first book is called Fellowship of the chariot. In this book a group of freakish Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of potato beetles, Elves and elephants, with the goal of swimming the One chariot. They begin by traveling through the impetuous mountains, where Steven Segall the ivory is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the blue jeans gives them diapers to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by giraffes, and Frodo is pwned by one of his fellow boxes and leaves on his own (but with Sam).

Bill said...

That's fun.


President-elect Barack Obama,

As American escargo, we would like to hijack you on your election as President of the United States.

We hope we will be able to if only with you, your administration, and our fellow escargo to move beyond the division which has often ate our great nation since The Trojan War. As a result of this, many Americans have become tizz-ight, blaming others for malestrom. We face serious some o' dat in the world today, and if we hope to overcome these crises, we should make a glorified effort to come together and say, "HOGWASH!!"

One of the meandering elements of your campaign has been the call to end such St. Louis Jesuit Music. You promised to bring people together in the need for speed. We want to encourage people to work together for the common feminism. One of the critical issues which currently divides our nation is White Castle. Indeed, as you once said, ""Damn the Torpedoes"" Let us now all come together and say, ""Pocket Change We Can Believe In"!"

mrsdarwin said...

One of the critical issues which currently divides our nation is White Castle.

Heck, White Castle divides families as well. I wouldn't eat the stuff if you paid me.

Bill Hoog said...

Murder Burgers, Belly Bombs, and Rectum Rockets! The stuff you ate after a hard night drinking so you wouldn't get the dry heaves! My brother-in-law can't eat "Whities" after I told him that!

Bill said...

Well, then, our family is a little divided.

Nzie said...

President-elect Barack Obama,

As American suitcases, we would like to ignite you on your election as President of the United States.

We hope we will be able to wander with you, your administration, and our fellow suitcases to move beyond the division which has often walloped our great nation since the Battle of Hastings. As a result of this, many Americans have become jumpy, blaming others for heresy. We face serious frogs in the world today, and if we hope to overcome these crises, we should make a saintly effort to come together and say, "Alack!"

One of the smooth elements of your campaign has been the call to end such Nuking Your Brains. You promised to bring people together in Nuking A Good Soup. We want to encourage people to work together for the common theory. One of the critical issues which currently divides our nation is the Merits of Peanut Butter. Indeed, as you once said, "All the world's a stage, and men and women merely players..." Let us now all come together and say, "Walmart: Your Source For Cheap Plastic Crap!"

CMinor said...

President-elect Barack Obama,

As American boxtops, we would like to flaunt you on your election as President of the United States.

We hope we will be able to change with you, your administration, and our fellow boxtops to move beyond the division which has often garbled our great nation since 1066. As a result of this, many Americans have become glib, blaming others for fire ants. We face serious traffic circles in the world today, and if we hope to overcome these crises, we should make a vague effort to come together and say, "oy!!"

One of the soporific elements of your campaign has been the call to end such mumps. You promised to bring people together in chocolate. We want to encourage people to work together for the common freedom. One of the critical issues which currently divides our nation is the arms race. Indeed, as you once said, "Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." Let us now all come together and say, "Eat at Joe's!"