Hi! Hi there! Hello! Hi!
The changing table!
The ceiling fan!
The ceiling fan, right? Am I right? Too funny! It's a ceiling fan!
My sister! With the song! About me!
Midnight! No - really! Midnight!
Are those my feet? Are those my FEET? Those are my feet!
Is that the kitty? Is that the KITTY? It's the kitty!
My brother! With the dancing! In my face! Pushing my swing!
No, I'm playing. The changing table! The CHANGING TABLE!
Thanks - thank you. You've been a wonderful audience.
Fortnightly Book, April 26
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