Because most philosophies that frown on reproduction don't survive.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

This and that

Slow news day at the Darwin Household, so here's a couple of tidbits and a question.

--First off, does anyone know when the new season of Lost starts? That wouldn't be tonight, would it?

--Britney Spears is having her baby! Big whoop, I've done it twice, and the tabloids didn't care. Since she's having a c-section, does that mean that she'll stop wearing low-cut jeans? Maybe stretch marks will be the new pink.

--For any who watch it and read this blog (all one of you raise your hand) FullMetal Alchemist will be resuming on Cartoon Network this Saturday at 11:00 PM CST.

--We're still working on it, but it does look like Mr. Clean's Magic Eraser will remove permanent marker from bathtubs and tile surrounds.

--You'd think a cat could take out a cockroach pretty easily, but in the end you'll have to yell for Darwin to come do it himself.

--A three-year-old is very sensitive and will think you're laughing at her at the dinner table even if you're making jokes about the John Roberts confirmation hearings.

--And a joke I heard on The Corner:
Q: What is George Bush's opinion on Roe vs. Wade?
A: He really doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans.

1 comment:

Rose said...

And there was much rejoicing...