Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
It doesn't matter if you've done nothing wrong and been charged with no crime. CNN's Nancy Grace is certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're guilty and should be "put down like a dog."
Whoa, and it's true: I've committed no crime! But you were wondering what the stars have in store for Darwin:
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
It's really too bad you don't follow professional sports, because you'll soon be hit by a bolt of lightning and gain the ability to have the latest scores scroll across the bottom of your eyes.
How did they know? I'll tell you, though: I wish I were a Capricorn.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You never liked bears, never had any curiosity about bears, and hardly ever think about them, so it's no surprise that there aren't any around when you could really use one.
It's so true.
4 comments:
check out my sidebar a little ways down. I feature a different one every day ... very amusing. :-)
Ooh, I like the one you have up today:
You'll continue to be tormented by the sight of tiny symbols which, when viewed, cause you to hear words in your head.
Isn't the internet fun?
I know! Think of all these great things we never would have discovered ... btw I'm going to make your Sausage Jambalaya tonight. Even bought anadouille specially for it. :-)
Let me know how you like it. It's a great favorite of mine :)
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