I stepped into the bathroom, closed the door, got situated, then noticed something on the floor. Upon closer examination, it turned out to be a jointed, hairy leg. Kind of like a roach's leg. Laying on the bathroom floor. I vacated the premises immediately, of course.
1) How did this isolated leg turn up on my bathroom floor.
2) Where's the rest of the roach?
I'm off to call Orkin now.
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