Your hair smells like freshly cut grass.Does that do it for you? No? Well, head to the Emergency Compliment Generator and fish for something else.
You think of the funniest names for wi-fi connections.There. I feel better now.
h/t Calah
FROM THE ILLUSTRATED EDITION.
5 hours ago
3 comments:
"I'm not telling you what to do, but you could pull off orange corduroy."
Of course, not everything one could do is something one should do.
"You have the power to start and WIN a dance-off."
and
"You actually looked super graceful that time you tripped in front of everyone."
"You could be an astronaut if you wanted. NASA told me so."
I knew that wasn't just an outlandish childhood dream...
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