Because most philosophies that frown on reproduction don't survive.

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Story Time

The Murder of the Bloody Gun

Narrated by Jack, age 6

Part One

Once there was a lady. She was walking home from a ball when suddenly, a man snuck up and shot her. When the police came running up to the dead body, the policeman called for Chief Inspector Jack.

Part Two

Chief Inspector Jack inspected the body. He said, "Aha! There are bloody footmarks. If we follow the footmarks, we can find the murderer." So they did, but the marks didn't lead to the murderer. They led them to the park, where a bloody gun was found.

This Is Not The End.


Brandon said...

Already a master of the cliffhanger ending.

Enbrethiliel said...


There's going to be a Part Three, right?

#pressure ;-)