You knew it would happen. It is a truth universally acknowledged (or at least acknowledged by 59.2% of the 120 people who cast votes) that a young man with 10,000 a year and an estate in Derbyshire must be the winner of the Ultimate Jane Austen Hero Bracket. Captain Wentworth will have to pin his hopes on a carefully conveyed letter and his slow progress up the post captain list.But as we watched all this come to its inevitable conclusion, MrsDarwin began to feel that something with a little bit more of a sporting chance would have been more diverting. And what would give us that sporting chance?
Behold: The Ultimate Austen Second Tier Bracket
Test your knowledge of Austen's minor men, randomly matched in eight duels.
Do you, like Harriet, prefer the wholesome charm of Robert Martin, or is the salt flavour of Midshipman William Price more to your liking?
Will the theatrics of Mr. Yates or the social graces of Mr. Elton prevail?
Who is the ultimate rattle: Sir James Martin or Mr. Rushworth?
Can the seductive Capt. Tilney even compete with the charming red-haired Curate from the cinematic adaptation of Lady Susan, with his knowledge of the Superb Baumgarten?
Who is (or will be) richer: General Tilney, the fearsome widower, or Tom Bertram (in his rightful bracket)?
Do you prefer the fraternal affability of James Morland or the second-son allurements of Col. Fitzwilliam?
Which gentleman deserves to escape unscathed from the wiles of Lady Susan: Reginald De Courcy or the Divine Manwaring?
Whose folly is greater: Robert Ferrars's, or Captain Benwick's?
Get ready to show off your taste and your mastery of obscure Austen detail and cast your vote now.
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