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Friday, August 04, 2006

Seal-ing his fate

Help out a local boy attain his dreams of B-movie stardom!
I'm sure by now everyone has heard the hype of this summer's soon to be released blockbuster…Snakes on a Plane.

To celebrate the release the Alamo Drafthouse is holding the 'Blanks on a Blank' filmmaking challenge in which teams are randomly assigned an animal and a vehicle and then given the task of creating a disaster movie with only one rule - incorporate the line that Samuel L. Jackson will never live down (earmuffs if you're watching with the kids).

So the cast and crew of 'Seals on a Scooter' needs your support and here's what you can do to help us out…this will take some time as all films are roughly 5 minutes. If you are short on time then just view and vote '100' for 'Seals on a Scooter'.

1. Direct your web browser of choice to
2. Enter the site and click the "Create an account" link
3. Get yourself registered
4. Then click the 'Films' link at the top of the page.
5. The list of films will then display - click on the 'View Film' link for a particular film and watch away.
6. After the film completes assign it a score and then click the small 'Return to Films List' link at the bottom of the page.

7. It would be most helpful if you assigned a score of '100' to Seals on a Scooter and '0' to all others.
8. And no the Alamo couldn't have made this process any more difficult.

Thanks for your assistance…
The winning team gets to send 2 members to the L.A. premiere of 'Snakes on a Plane'…
Please help make a young seal's dream of walking the red carpet and appearing in US Weekly come true.

M.F. Seal
I might have preferred "Yaks on a Humvee", but that's just me.

1 comment:

Rick Lugari said...

What a cool idea for a contest. I always wanted to be part of a B-movie. I would have entered this contest if instead of them giving you a car and an animal they gave you a correctional facility and 20 babes.