Because most philosophies that frown on reproduction don't survive.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Drunken Moose Crashes Nursing Home

If you liked yesterday's bear story, you'll love this story of two Swiss moose:

Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly

STOCKHOLM, Sweden They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents of an elderly home in southern Sweden had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose, a cow and her calf, had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden, said Anna Karlsson, who works there.

Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.


Patrick said...

A moose once bit my sister...

(Sorry, someone had to say it!)

Bernard Brandt said...

Are you sure that the "moose calf" was not a flying squirrel in disguise?