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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Cartoon Madness

You think the Muslim cartoons are stirring up outrage? Check out these scoops...

Maureen Martin reports on the drastic consequences of cartoons mocking the LDS.
DAR-ES-SALAAM, TANZANIA -- Latter Day Saints (LDS) across the world have reacted with mild irritation in response to a Tanzanian's newspaper editor's decision to run cartoons mocking the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints' well-known genealogy service.

"This just isn't very nice," said Elder Adam Hunington, 19, of the cartoons that appeared in the online version of the Dar-Es-Salaam Express News. "This cartoon shows a man setting his computer on fire after having trouble finding his ancestors on our genealogy website. I've never found our genealogy service website to be that hard to maneuver. This cartoon seems a bit unfair to me."

Twelve cartoons of the Choir and genealogy service ran in the Dar-Es-Salaam Express News over the weekend. Editor Mfaume Wakil said he ran the contest to "shake things up a bit." "I don't think anyone was too upset over it, though," he said. "Although when I waved to a couple of Mormon missionaries this morning, they just biked on by and didn't wave back or smile. Maybe they are pouting a bit."
Iowahawk, back from the dead, gives us a Pulitzer-worthy glimpse of the tensions roiling the Midwest in the wake of the Vince Lombardi caricatures.

Green Bay, WI - Like a pot of bratwurst left unattended at a Lambeau Field pregame party, simmering tensions in the strife-torn Midwest boiled over once again today as rioting mobs of green-and-gold clad youth and plump farm wives rampaged through Wisconsin Denny’s and IHOPs, burning Texas toast and demanding apologies and extra half-and-half.


Cartoon that shocked Midwest

The spark igniting the latest tailgate hibachi of unrest: a Texas newsletter's publication of caricatures of legendary Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi.

Protestors demonstrated against the images throughout the Badger State yesterday, with violent egging and cow-tipping incidents reported in Oconomowac, Pewaukee, Sheboygan, Ozaukee, Antigo, Oshkosh, Waubeno, Wauwautosa, Waunewoc, Wyocena, Waubeka, and Washawonamowackapeepee.

Some of the most dramatic skirmishes were centered around Kenosha, where a mob of masked snowmobilers invaded the Texas Roadhouse on I-94, briefly holding the margarita machine hostage. They were later seen storming the beverage department at Woodman's, where they purchased several cases of Point and a pack of Merit menthols, and later at the Brat Stop classic rock/sausage outlet, where they were reported angrily "boogie-ing out" on air guitar to featured entertainment Molly Hatchett.

They report; you decide

3 comments:

Drunkenferret said...

Ouch.

Now if they did one on Paul Brown or Marvin Lewis...

Yeah, Ouch.

M.Z. Forrest said...

Drawing a cartoon of Lombardi is just wrong. I condemn this action in the strongest words possible. I would like to set up a meeting with the poster of this cartoon to help him learn to appreciate diversity and our culture. If he fails to be convinced...

Fidei Defensor said...

"AP wire: The Lombardi cartoon continues to infuriate accross Packerland. Militas are forming for a march on Texas, the source of the offending cartoon. Texas national guard officals are not worried though. Acording to one anyomous officer, 'While Wisconsin men are decent shots with their deer hunting rifles, they have utterly no expereince with concealed weapons.' To make matters worse, Wisconsin troops show a woeful lack of tactical knowledge, marching south in blaze orange hunting garb that has become their unoffical unifrom."